Valentine's Day Plant Puns

Looking for a creative way to gift artificial plants and flowers this Valentine’s Day? Why not plant a smile across your beloved’s face with an accompanying card that you can easily print out and share with your favorite person (just make sure not to leaf anyone out!). For a friend or a sweetheart, just right click on the card of your choice, save it to your desktop and then hit print! All you have to do is write your own heartfelt sentiments and tuck alongside your picture perfect plant for just the right touch of personalization.

Valentine's Day Puns and Jokes

Are you serious? Orchid-ing?

I like your jokes…they’re fern-y

I have a fern grasp of the obvious

Are you having fern yet?

I wanted a pet snake… we made a change of plants

I tried to be snakey… but they discovered my plants

I don’t need much water to succ-seed

Dont bush me around…I’m a prick!

These puns…they’re really bushing it

Your cheeks are red…are you bushing?

Puns being funny…I cacti-magine that

There are only so many daisy-n our life…lets spend them together

It took courage to ask you out…and I rose to the ocassion

I like to keep things organized…straight and in rose

I lilac it like that

You are perfect…there’s nothing you lilac

I truly love you…I wouldn’t be dahlia’n about that

Lets have some fun…don’t dahlia-y

I really put my heart into this…there’s a lot of lave-n-der

Live a life full of joy and lavender (laughter)

My love for you is so great…it makes the universe look peony

Sorry if hy-drangead your energy…lets spend some quality thyme together

Yes…I’m looking at your tu-lips

Say those three little words with Fake & Artificial Olive Trees >

Proclaim your future together with Fake & Artificial Birds of Paradise >

Tell them how you feel with Fake & Artificial Ferns >

Express your affection with Fake & Artificial Silver Queens >

Say those special words with Fake & Artificial Aloe Plants >

Show how far you would go with Fake & Artificial Sansevieria Plants >

Get the answer to your question with Fake & Artificial Bamboo Trees >

Express your gratitude with Fake & Artificial Cacti >

Tell them how it would be without them with Fake & Artificial Succulents >

Pop your final answer with Fake & Artificial Vines & Mixed Greens >

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