If you’re a sap for plant puns - join the club because so are we and in honor of the approaching April Fool’s Day, we’re gonna tickle your funny branch by indulging your inner comedic with a few funny plant jokes and plant puns we hope you don’t think succ! And who knows, perhaps they’ll leaf you wanting for more…
I think my plant is sick…. It's looking a little bit green
Its not possible to plant flowers… If you haven't botany
My wife told me I planted the wrong flowers…. oopsie daisy
What is the most frightening plant? …. BamBOO!!!
What do you call an upper class plant… A bourgeoitree
What does a plant say when picking up the phone?... “Aloe?”
What part of a plant has the most friends? … The Bud
That annoying friend that never leafs you alone.